Iron Grenadier (Machinegunner)

This is a simple re-paint of the 25th Anniversary Iron Grenadier. I also re-equipped him as a machinegunner.

Swami (Iron Grenadier Vehicle Specialist)

No one is quite sure where Swami originally got his codename, aside from the fact that it was a nickname he had long before joining the Iron Grenadiers. It is rumored that he had once planned a teaching career - until he punched his professor in her wrinkled old face. The Swami eventually found a home with the Iron Grenadiers, where Laird Destro pays him to "combat test" experimental vehicles. Usually, this means that he gets to drive as fast as possible, over unforgiving terrain... While shooting at people.

Parts: Head (RoC Duke), Body (RoC Bench Press), Holstered Pistol (PoC Hawk), M41A Pulse Rifle (Marauder Gun Runners).

This character is loosely based on HissTank member and fellow Iron Grenadier xSwamiJayx. The head was resculpted a bit to try and capture his likeness. I think it's reasonably close, but I'm not much of a sculptor so that's going to have to do.

Navy SEAL's of the G.I. Joe Team

I've been asked several times about a group photo, so here they are!











Left to Right: Harpoon, Tracker, Depth Charge, The Chin, Torpedo, Wet-Suit, Wet Down, Mariner and Night Fox.

The Chin (Navy SEAL)

Every team needs a leader. For some time now, I've been working on assembling a G.I. Joe sub-team of Navy SEALs. Lots of collectors have done this and they have used a wide variety of characters for their team leaders. I decided to create my own. About a year ago, I obtained a cast of the Army of Darkness Ash head as an unexpected "extra" in a trade. A pretty good likeness of the actor, Bruce Campbell. As soon as I saw it, I knew what I was going to eventually use it for. You see, my wife and I are both big fans of USA's show Burn Notice, in which Bruce Campbell plays Sam Axe - a semi washed-up, former SEAL who is the friend of the show's main character. Axe is portrayed as wise-cracking, hard-drinking and irreverent, yet an extremely competent warrior when he needs to be. For his codename, I used "The Chin", which is a nickname given not only to the character in the show, but also to the actor in real-life.

Parts: Head (Army of Darkness Ash), Entire figure, Fins, Dive Knife & Silenced Pistol (RoC Deep Six), Webgear (PoC Jungle Assault Duke), Dive Mask and Air Pack (RoC Wet-Suit), Assault Rifle (Marauder Gun Runners.

Zane (Dreadnok)

This is a figure that was created by CFW members TallDrkHansom, Veronica Mars and myself. TallDrkHansom created the story behind the character and then we each contributed to the construction of the figure (I provided the weapons and the paint job). The character was central to story behind the Mission Prospect Custom Contest over at CustomFigureWars.com. We hope you enjoy it!

Harpoon (Navy SEAL)

Harpoon was released in 1996 as part of the G.I. Joe Extreme series. In my opinion, all of those figures were utterly horrible, but the line did provide another SEAL character for my squad. Harpoon was suggested to me by Topside, a fellow member at HissTank.com. All he needed was a very serious makeover.

Parts: Head (Star Wars Luke Skywalker), Entire figure, Dive Knives & Fins (RoC Wet-Suit), M-249 SAW (PoC Jungle Assault Duke), Mask & Airpack (RoC Deep Six).

T.A.R.G.A.T. v2 (Iron Grenadier Rapid Deployment Trooper),

Next up in my campaign to modernize my Iron Grenadiers are the Trans-Atmospheric Global Assault Troopers (T.A.R.G.A.T.). Several others have made T.A.R.G.A.T. figures using the same figure as a base - in fact, the figure hadn't even been released when artistic re-colorings started appearing on HissTank.com. This is my own spin on that idea. The photos show my four completed TARGAT's boarding an Iron Grenadier Razor Gunship, which will deliver them to a low orbit where they will await target instructions and a deployment order.

Parts: Entire figure (PoC Skydive), Jet-pack (RoC General Hawk v4), IG decals (CobraStickers).

I tried something new with these guys - at least, new for me. I have dyed figures or figure parts in the past and I've had pretty good results with it.

Softer plastics (like those used in the arms and lower legs) definitely absorb the dye much better than harder plastics (like those used in torsos and upper legs). What I tried to do here was to dye the figure as a way of minimizing the amount of paint I'd eventually need to use. I wanted the figure and the vest/webgear to be black, so I dropped those parts into a bowl of black RIT dye. While, they were soaking, I made sure to move the joints around. If you don't do this, you'll find that the dye did not get into the joints and the original color will show when you move the joint. Once the figures had soaked for what I decided was a reasonable amount of time, I pulled them out and rinsed them in cold water. You need to be careful to make sure you get all the water out of the joints and internal spaces. Otherwise, it will seep out later - perhaps while you're painting. The results of the dye were better than I'd hoped - all of the areas that had been green on the figure were now black, and the areas that had been painted grey to depict armor, were now a very dark reddish (not sure how that happened, but up close, it looks like the color of dried blood).

Rock Vipers (Cobra Mountain Troopers)

When I first saw the Pursuit of Cobra Rock Vipers, I wasn't very excited - in fact, I had planned to pass on the figure entirely. To be honest, it was the head that threw me off. I just hate it when Hasbro gets all lazy and throws a random masked head on a figure that would otherwise be outstanding (e.g. Sandstorm, Night Fox, Skydive, etc.). But then, I saw the custom headsculpt created by HissTank.com member and fellow Iron Grenadier Eduardimus Prime and I was sold! I ordered two heads from Ed and picked up a couple of Rock Vipers.

Parts: Head (Custom sculpt by EduardimusPrime), Everything else (PoC Rock Viper).

Aries (Iron Grenadier Unit Leader)

Aries was created sort of by accident. I was in the process of repainting a squad of the new Pursuit of Cobra Iron Grenadiers, and got the wild idea to give one of them a removable Nullifier helmet. I liked it so much, I decided to make him the squad leader. As such, I decided that he needed a weapon that was truly special, so I came up with this one. He didn't have a name until chapter 19 of the HissTank RPG started and I saw that one of the IG Commanders was named Aries, after the Greek god of war. Here is what the GameMaster wrote about the character: "Aries is from somewhere in the Balkans, southeastern Europe. He comes from many generations of mountain warfare specialists. He was recruited by the Iron Grenadiers after he took out an entire squadron of IG troopers during a raid on his town. His men say he is a hard man born for warfare." To me, this was just perfect. I hope you like him!

Parts: Head (25th Anniversary Battle Armor Cobra Commander), Helmet (ARAH Nullifier), Rotary cannon (Star Wars Galactic Marine), Figure, body armor, backpack and ammunition belt (PoC Iron Grenadier).

Kate's Iron Grenadiers

As you may have already figured out, my daughter Kate shares my love of Iron Grenadiers. These photos show her custom Destro and Baroness figures, along with her Steel Crusher. When she opened it last year, she insisted that there be no Cobra decals on it. She said that hers would be an "Iron Crusher".

Zanzibar (Dreadnok)

Zanzibar has been sitting, half completed, on my workbench for the better part of six months. The figure was simple enough, but I kept forgetting to order the head from Slayer Design Studios!

Parts: Head (Slayer Design Studios), Body (25th Anniversary Ripper), Webgear (RoC Red Fang Ninja), Knife (RoC Shipwreck), Submachinegun (RoC Duke).

Mariner (Amphibious Warfare)

Mariner was introduced in the DDP run of G.I. Joe comics. He was a Chief Petty Officer specializing in amphibious warfare. I decided to add the character to my ever-expanding group of G.I. Joe SEALs.

Parts: Head (RoC Pit Commando), Torso & Arms (RoC Hawk v4), Upper Legs (RoC Breaker), Lower legs (25th Wraith), Body Armor (RoC Night Creeper), MP5 submachinegun (bbi), Dive Knife (25th Cobra Diver).

Sandstorm (Military Police)

Sandstorm was a character that appears to have been quickly cobbled together from other parts to provide a rider for the 2010 Desert RAM Cycle. The figure is basically a repainted RoC Shipwreck with a masked head (seriously Hasbro, all these masked heads = L-A-M-E). I like the RAM quite a bit, but hated the Sandstorm figure.

Parts: Figure (RoC Sandstorm), Tactical Vest (RoC Ripcord v5), Assault Rifle (Marauder Gun Runners).

I decided to repaint the Reactive Impact Armor plates a lighter color, so that it would work better with his desert camouflage scheme. The moisture-wicking undershirt and balaclava were left dark brown. I also added a tactical vest to give the figure a more realistic appearance (nobody goes without some kind of vest to carry extra ammunition and other equipment).

Major Bludd (Mercenary)

Major Sebastian Bludd has always been one of my favorite bad guys. He was the second bad guy I ever bought in any G.I. Joe line (the 1982 Cobra Officer was the first). I was disappointed with the single card offering from the 25th Anniversary line (version 8) and I didn't like the colors of the one from the DVD pack (version 10), so I set about creating my own version of Bludd using parts from both of the Hasbro figures. It was only after I finished the darn thing that I realized I could have just touched up the paint on version 9 and I would have been happy...

Parts: Figure & Dogtags (Major Bludd v8), Rocket Pistol & Backpack (Major Bludd v10).

Heartwrencher (Dreadnok)

Been waiting a long time to do this one! I ordered the head and torso from SDS late last year. When it arrived, I realized that I didn't have a good set of bare arms for the figure and spent quite some time looking for a pair that would work. I ended up ordering those from SDS, as well. I took a few liberties with her outfit. First, I skipped the gloves that reach up to her bicep - after buying the bare arms, I didn't want to paint them! Second, I went with thigh-high boots instead of stockings. I'm pretty happy with how it turned out.

Parts: Head, Torso & Arms (Slayer Design Studios), Legs (RoC Baroness v13).

Spearhead (Pointman)

Spearhead falls into the same category as most of the customs I've posted today - he was introduced at the very end of my childhood interest in G.I. Joe. Like Falcon, I can remember my brother owning a Spearhead figure.




EDIT 07/19/2011: I finally got around to painting Max the Bobcat, and I posted new photos to show Spearhead and Max together.

Parts: Head (PoC Dusty), Helmet (bbi Elite Force Marine), Body & Tactical Vest (RoC Jungle Assault Ripcord), Rifle & Backpack (ARAH Spearhead v1).

Falcon (Green Beret)

Falcon is another character that was introduced around the time that I "outgrew" collecting Joes. I can clearly remember my younger brother having a Falcon figure, and it was one of his favorites. I thought the 25th offering was rather weak, so I set out to do him justice.

Parts: Head & Scarf (Slayer Design Studios), Body & Backpack (25th Falcon), Shotgun (bbi Elite Force).

Stretcher (Medical Specialist)

Stretcher is a character that was introduced after I'd stopped collecting Joes, so I have no real attachment to him. But when I saw the tremendous headsculpt the guys over at Slayer had come up with, I decided to give him a go. Besides, the Joe team has always seemed a little bit light on dedicated medical personnel.

Parts: Head (Slayer Design Studios), Torso (25th Ace), Arms & Legs (Resolute Duke), M4 Rifle (Marauder Gun Runners), Rescue Backpack (RoC Doc).

Pyro (Dreadnok)

Not much is known about the Dreadnok Pyro. Aside from the fact that he likes to start fires and he seems to be completely insane. It's been reported that most of the other Dreadnoks only tolerate him out of fear that he'll douse them with kerosene and light a match while they're sleeping. This guy might be a bit on the small side, but he's not to be underestimated!

Parts: Head (Slayer Design Studios), Body (IJ: KotCS Mutt Williams), Knife (RoC Shipwreck).

Iron Grenadier (Communications Officer)

This is the second in a series of Iron Grenadier support troops. This one is a Communications Officer. All Iron Grenadier combat troops have inter-personal radios built into their helmet which are ideal for communications within the squad or platoon. But when a unit commander in Sierra Gordo needs to bounce a Sat-Comm signal to Castle Destro, he needs the sophisticated Satellite Communications Equipment built into the Communications Officer's backpack. While it looks very much like the same Tele-Viper communication pack sold to Cobra, this model packs twice the transmitting power and three times the encryption ability. Who ever said that you shouldn't hold back the finest products for your own use?

Parts: Head (25th Anniversary Iron Grenadier), Body & Webgear (RoC M.A.R.S. Trooper), M41A Pulse Rifle (Marauder Gun Runners), Tele-Comm Backpack (ARAH Tele-Viper).